Corrupt-A-Wish

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Eagles2910, May 20, 2015.

  1. Nedlio

    Nedlio New Member

    Granted, but it breaks the rest of the game.

    I wish Australia wasn't being secretly run by the Emu's.
     
  2. LordAsher

    LordAsher New Member

    Granted, but the Emu's in a attempt to prevent the loss of their power nukes Australia.

    I wish I could go to mars.
     
  3. Fyrinlight

    Fyrinlight Owner of The Mystian Network Staff Member Owner

    Granted, but now you owe Elon Musk your soul.

    I wish that money did grow on trees
     
  4. Nedlio

    Nedlio New Member

    Granted, inflation sky rockets, making the trees worthless.

    I wish that Bloodboi would stop being a cuck.
     
  5. DLaForce

    DLaForce Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, but Turtle comes back.
    I wish I had more Whiskey
     
  6. flyingaero119

    flyingaero119 New Member

    Granted. Here's another shot of it, but that's all you get for the next decade or so. All that's available in the meantime is light beer.

    I wish anarchism was the dominant strain of leftist thought.
     
  7. Woods297

    Woods297 New Member

    Granted, but good God fearing Americans start a civil war to kill all democrat anarchists, you're the first to go and I kill you in a raid against Nancy pelosis house


    I wish I had cake
     
  8. Nedlio

    Nedlio New Member

    Granted, it's a mud cake made of literal mud.

    I wish that Article 13 wasn't a thing.
     
  9. Woods297

    Woods297 New Member

    Granted but then fuhrer Merkel decides that it should be


    I wish I had things
     
  10. Nedlio

    Nedlio New Member

    Granted, everyone else gets jealous of you for having things and ransacks you.

    I wish it was the weekend already.
     
  11. Woods297

    Woods297 New Member

    Granted but it goes as fast as it usually does and now you’re back to Monday



    I wish I had Warhammer 2 right now and not have to wait till the next steam sale
     
  12. flyingaero119

    flyingaero119 New Member

    Granted, but every other game in your Steam Library disappears from your computer forever, never to be seen again unless re-purchased at ten times the retail value price, even on sale.

    I wish Nedlio would just resign already and make me supreme dictator get on a little more and actually help me finish that farm.
     
  13. Nedlio

    Nedlio New Member

    Granted, I help too much, causing the farm to strangle all other vegetation in the world.

    I wish I didn't have crippling depression.
     
  14. Fyrinlight

    Fyrinlight Owner of The Mystian Network Staff Member Owner

    Granted, now you have regular depression.

    I wish that finals were over already.
     
  15. Woods297

    Woods297 New Member

    Granted but your tests become bigginings where you take the test on everything you would learn about during the semester in the beginning instead of the end. But you fail each one because you have no idea what’s going on


    I wish for more wishes
     
  16. Nedlio

    Nedlio New Member

    Granted, the Genie Council destroys you for being too powerful.

    I wish for a curry
     
  17. flyingaero119

    flyingaero119 New Member

    Granted; the genie misinterpreted your wish as "currey" and now you have an anti-communist citizen of Kroznar.

    I just wish for a Third World War, preferably one I don't survive.
     
  18. Nedlio

    Nedlio New Member

    Granted, you die and find out hell is real, and that everyone who died in the war is down there, waiting to make the guy who wished WW3 upon them pay.

    I wish I knew what a sleep schedule was.
     
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  19. flyingaero119

    flyingaero119 New Member

    Granted. Unfortunately, however, the only workable sleep schedule occurs during your daytime, forcing you to lay awake in bed at night if you even attempt to sleep then.

    I wish that Yugoslavia would come back again. The real one, not that Serb-dominated monarchist one, or even that godawful excuse of a "republic" from the nineties.
     
  20. 19fitzna

    19fitzna Iron Staff Member Helper

    Granted, however no one likes it so they bring back comrade Tito to lead them again. However, when Tito dies Yugoslavia collapses again

    I wish that Venger would become a pirate again
     
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